Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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