hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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