I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Randomize
