The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
