But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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