dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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