elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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