his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
