who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
