I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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