Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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