Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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