Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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