He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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