dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Operation Purity has been aborted
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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