Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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