haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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