And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just had sex on a roof
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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