yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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