pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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