I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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