Your dad touched me again.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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