Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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