Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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