I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Blood and glitter go together right?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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