I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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