susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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