chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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