i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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