that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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