Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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