Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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