We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
