Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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