it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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