I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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