The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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