Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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