Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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