you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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