I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We need to get me chipped asap
I supernannyed him into submission
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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