People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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