Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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