I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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