you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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