'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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