She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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