Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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