I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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