just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
