ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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