Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I understand Curling. That high.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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