do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
