I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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