Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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