He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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