Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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