I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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