Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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