It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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